blonde joke.............

**PVVikeFan** · May 23rd, 2005, 09:46 PM

I thought it was pretty good [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**PVVikeFan** · May 23rd, 2005, 10:03 PM

A blonde wearing a walkman goes into a hair salon. She tells the stylist that she will have to fix her hair with the headphones on. As she sits down in the chair she says to the stylist "if I happen to nod off to sleep DO NOT take off my headphones no matter what". The stylist was doing the best she could working around the headphones, but she was having a terrible time. She noticed that the blonde had fallen asleep and she decided to remove the headphones for just a couple of minutes to finish the job. When she had finished she put the headphones back on and tried to wake the blonde, but she would not wake up. She had died.
The stylist immediately called 911 and then sat down beside the blonde. She was really shaken by having a customer die in her chair. Then she became curious. She wondered what the blonde was listening that was so important that she could not take her headphones off. Finally she couldn't stand it any longer. She took the headphones off the blonde and put them up tp her ear. Playing on the walkman was breathe in, breathe out...breathe in, breathe out...breathe in, breathe out.........

**PainfullyTaken** · May 24th, 2005, 08:42 AM

har har har har...I have heard that one and it still crakcs me up!!!!

there were three girls running from the cops, a blonde, a brunnette and a redhead....the girls ran into an old abandoned barn while the cops chased in behind them, there were three potato sacks, each girl got into one. The officer goes inside and then quickly comes back out, "All that was in there was three potato sacks." the officer said, "well did you kick them and see if anytihng was in them?" said the sheriff...."no, but I will" so the officer goes back into the barn and kicks the first potato sack "MEOW" came from the first sack, he moves on to the second, "WOOF" from the second, he then moves over to the last potato sack, he kicks it and "POTATO!!" [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

**PVVikeFan** · May 24th, 2005, 09:00 PM

Employer: I see you left some blanks on your job application. Hair color, I see you're a blonde.
Blonde: Oh, right
Employer: How old are you?
Blonde: (counting quickly under her breath) 22
Employer: That is your name?
Blonde: (under her breath) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear........MANDY

**PVVikeFan** · May 24th, 2005, 09:04 PM

Blonde: Hello, is this the Fire Department?
Answer: Yes, it is.
Blonde: Listen, you have to come right away. My house is on fire. It's terrible.
Answer: How do we get to your house?
Blonde: Don't you have those big red trucks anymore?

**PVVikeFan** · May 24th, 2005, 09:11 PM

Why do so many blondes live in L..A. ?
Because it's easy to spell

What do you call it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear?
Data transfer

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours?
Write "please turn over" on both sides of a peice of paper.

A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345.

**PVVikeFan** · May 24th, 2005, 09:38 PM

A blonde decided the fastest way to raise money was to kidnap a child for the ransom money. So she went to a playground, kidnapped a kid, and wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a brown paper bag next to the slide at the playground. Signed, a blonde". The blonde pinned the note to the kid's back and sent him home.
The next morning the blonde checked and sure ebough there was a brown paper bag with $10,000 in it. There was also a note that said "how could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

**Rocky** · May 24th, 2005, 09:39 PM

haha that is freaking hilarious. oh my goodness. i have never heard that one. If we werent on a computer i would shake your hand. where did you find that?